Movie Quotes...

All the best one-liners...

...OK, I admit that some of these aren't one liners...

 

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Movie Quotes...

Callahan: I know what you’re thinking: 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself.

But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?'

Well, do ya, punk?

(Dirty) Harray Callahan (Clint Eastwood)
Dirty Harry (1971)


DuPont: Don't look so surprised, Preston. Why should Father be more real than any other political puppet? The real Father died years ago. The Council simply elected me to pursue his paternal tradition. And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the Resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself...

Calmly...

Cooly...

Entirely without incident.

[Polygraph machine scribbling rapidly]
Preston: No. [Beeping]

Polygraph technician: Oh... Shit.

Preston: Not without incident....

DuPont (Angus MacFadyen)
John Preston (Christian Bale)
Equilibrium (2002)


Jones: I HAD A GUARRANTEED MILITARY SALE WITH ED 209...RENOVATION PROGRAM..SPARE PARTS FOR TWENTY FIVE YEARS...WHO CARES IF IT WORKED OR NOT?

Morton: The Old Man thought it was pretty important, Dick.

Richard 'Dick' Jones (Ronny Cox)
Robert 'Bob' Morton (Miguel Ferrer)
Robocop (1987)


Sherrif: ..In one-hundred and fourteen counties of this state, the condemned is found guily of the crimes of Murder, Armed Robbery of Citizens, State Banks and Post-Offices. The theft of Sacred-Objects; Arson in State Prison; Perjury, Bigomy. Deserting his Wife and Children; Enciting Prostitution; Kidnapping; Extortion; Receiving Stolen Goods, Selling Stolen Goods; Passing Counterfeit Money...

....and contrary to the laws of this state the condemned is guilty of using Marked Cards in a poker game...

..Therefore according to the powers vested in us, we sentence the accused: Tuco Benedicto Pacifico Juan Maria Ramirez...

Blondie: (under breath) Known as the Rat...

Sherrif:..any any other aliases he might have to be hanged by the neck until dead.. may god have mercy on his sole. PROCEED!

Sherrif (John Bartha)
Blondie, The Man With No Name (Clint Eastwood)
Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966)
aka The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.


(slow, but intense) Listen. Understand.

That Terminator is out there.

It can't be reasoned with, it can't be bargained with...

it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...

and it absolutely will not stop....

...Ever...

Until you are dead.

Kyle Reese (Michael Biehn)
The Terminator (1984)


Hudson: Hey, Vasquez...you ever been mistaken for a man?

Vasquez: No. Have you?

Private W. Hudson (Bill Paxton)
Private J. Vasquez (Jenette Goldstein)
Aliens (1986)


By Gad, sir, you are a character.

There's never any telling what you'll say or do next, except that it's bound to be something astonishing!

Kasper Gutman (Sydney Greenstreet)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)


 Ready for the action now danger boy.
Ready if I'm ready for you danger boy.
Ready if I want it now danger boy.
How dare you, dare you, danger boy.
I dare you, dare you danger boy.

Aeon Flux


(chewing his CB): Like I told my last wife, I said, "I never drive faster than I can see."

Jack Burton (played by Kurt Russell)
Big-Trouble in Little China (1986)


When you're slapped, you'll take it and like it...

Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)


You just listen to the ol' Pork Chop Express an' take his advice on a dark and stormy night when some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck an' taps the back of your favorite head up against a barroom wall.

An' he looks you crooked in the eye an' he asks if you've paid your dues.

You look right back at that big sucker an' remember what Jack Burton always says at times like that. "Have you paid your dues, Jack"

"Yeah, I paid my dues... The cheques in the post.

Jack Burton (Kurt Russell)
Big-Trouble in Little China (1986)


Blink once, you're dead. Blink twice, you're buried. Understand?

Aeon Flux


Don't be too sure I'm as crooked as I'm supposed to be...

Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart)
The Maltese Falcon (1941)


Remember what the fellow said.

In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.

In Switzerland they had brotherly love.

They had five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce?

The cuckoo clock... So long. Holly.

Harry Lime (Orson Wells)
The Third Man (1949)


I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate.

All those moments will be lost in time.

like tears in rain.

Time to die.

Batty (Rutger Hauer)
Blade Runner (1982)


There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by
the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil
men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good
will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the
darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance
and furious anger those who attempt to poison and
destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord
when I lay my vengeance upon you.

 

I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker 'fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice.

Now I'm thinkin', it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness.

Or is could by you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that.

But that shit ain't the truth.

The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men.

But I'm tryin'. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd...

Jules (Samual L. Jackson)
Pulp Fiction (1993)


The Wolf: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want to get out of this. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fuckin' car.

Mr Wolf (Harvey Keitel)
Pulp Fiction (1993)


(pointing at the men as he gives them a name) JOE:Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr.Pink.

MR. PINK: Why am I Mr. Pink?

JOE: Cause you're a faggot. ( Everybody laughs )

MR. PINK: Why can't we pick out our own colors?

JOE: I tried that once, it don't work. You get four guys fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. Since nobody knows anybody else, nobody wants to back down. So forget it, I pick. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.

MR. BROWN: Yeah, but Mr. Brown? That's too close to Mr.Shit. ( Everybody laughs )

MR. PINK: Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me, I'm Mr. Purple.

JOE: You're not Mr. Purple, somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink.

MR. WHITE: Who cares what your name is? Who cares if you're Mr. Pink, Mr. Purple, Mr. Pussy, Mr. Piss...

MR. PINK: Oh that's really easy for you to say, you're Mr. White. You gotta cool-sounding name. So tell me, Mr. White, if you think "Mr. Pink" is no big deal, you wanna trade?

JOE: Nobody's trading with anybody! Look, this ain't a goddamn fuckin city counsel meeting! Listen up Mr. Pink. We got two ways here, my way or the highway. And you can go down either of 'em. So what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink?

MR. PINK: Jesus Christ, Joe. Fuckin forget it. This is beneath me. I'm Mr. Pink, let's move on.

Joe Cabot (played by Lawrence Tierney)
Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi)
Mr. Brown (Quentin Tarantino)
Mr. White (Harvey Keitel)
Reservoir Dogs (1990)


”Socially a Journalist fits in somewhere between a Whore and a Bartender.

But spiritually he stands beside Gallieo. He know the world is round...”

Sherman Duffy, Chicago Daily Journal..

”Socially I fit in just fine between the Whore and the Bartender- both are close friends , and I knew the world was round...

I then discovered Flat, and that there are things dark and terrible waiting just over the edge to reach out and snatch life from the unlucky wanderer...”

Carl Kolchak (played by), Las Vegas Daily News
Nightstalker()


MARSELLUS: I've grasped that, Jules. All I'm doin' is contemplating the "ifs."

JULES: I don't wanna hear about no motherfuckin' "ifs." What I wanna hear from your ass is: "you ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for the cavalry, which should be comin' directly."

MARSELLUS: You ain't got no problems, Jules. I'm on the motherfucker. Go back in there, chill them niggers out and wait for The Wolf, who should be comin' directly.

JULES: You sendin' The Wolf?

MARSELLUS: Feel better?

JULES: Shit Negro, that's all you had to say.

Marsellus Wallace (played by Ving Rhames)
Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson)
Pulp Fiction (1994)


I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression.

Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TV's while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad - worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don't go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is, 'Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won't say anything. Just leave us alone.'

Well, I'm not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm a HUMAN BEING, God damn it! My life has VALUE!' So I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell, 'I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!' I want you to get up right now, sit up, go to your windows, open them and stick your head out and yell - 'I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!'

Things have got to change. But first, you've gotta get mad!... You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!' Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: "I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!"

Howard Beale (Peter Finch)
Network (1976)


Hudson prowls the aisle, his movements predatory and exaggerated. Ripley watches him working his way toward her.

HUDSON:

                    I am ready, man.  Ready to get
                    it on.  Check-it-out.  I am the
                    ultimate badass...state of the
                    badass art.  You do not want to
                    fuck with me.  Hey, Ripley, don't
                    worry.  Me and my squad of
                    ultimate badasses will protect you.
                    Check-it-out...

 

He slaps the SERVO-CANNON controls in the GUN BAY above them.

HUDSON:

                    Independently targetting
                    particle-beam phalanx.  VWAP!
                    Fry half a city with this puppy.
                    We got tactical smart-missles,
                    phased-plasma pulse-rifles,
                    RPG's.  We got sonic eeelectronic
                    ballbreakers, we got nukes, we
                    got knives...sharp sticks --

 

Hicks grabs Hudson by his battle harness and pulls him into a seat. His voice is low, but it carries.

HICKS: Save it.

HUDSON: Sure, Hicks.

Private W. Hudson (Bill Paxton)
Cpl. Dwayne Hicks (Michael Biehn)
Aliens (1986)


I’ll be back.

The Terminator(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
The Terminator (1984)


Hasta la vista, baby

The Terminator(Arnold Schwarzenegger)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)


You’re gonna need a bigger boat.

Brody (Roy Scheider)
Jaws (1975)


Tran:Yes, your farm.
[points a gun at Lazarus]

Tran:Where is your farm, AMERICAN?
Lazarus:
My farm? Oh, shit. Here's my motherfucking farm! [pulls out guns and starts firing and whooping] Yeah! Yeah! Chicka-chickaw, baby! Kwan-Lo! I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!

Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.)
Tran (Brandon Soo Hoo)
Tropic Thunder (2008)


Elwood Blues: It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we’ve got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
 
Jake Blues: Hit it!
 
Elwood Blues (Dan Aykroyd)
Jake Blues (John Belushi)
The Blues Brothers (1980)