• Square is the new round...
  • Dull is the new vibrant...
  • Middle-Age is the new young...
  • Damp is the new moist...
  • Average is the new extreme...
  • Jumpy is the new calm...
  • Tepid is the new cool...
  • Staying in is the new going out...
  • Falling down is the new standing up...

Fashion (or at least what I know about it)...